I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
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You insisted on take shots off of plates.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
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I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
On second thought, is it weird that I scheduled a surgery that determines my fertility around lingerie football night? I might have fucked up priorities.
Absolutely not. I would have done the exact same thing.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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