well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
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Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
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Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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