yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
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He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
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Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
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