remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
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You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
I want to be your penis for a week.
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
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I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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