fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
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Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
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He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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