we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
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How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
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I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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