why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
this must be what syphilis tastes like
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
Randomize