How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
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It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
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My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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