You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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