Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
I haven't been this sober since birth.
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
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He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
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to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
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