Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
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You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
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You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
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