yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
Is it normal to miss your booty call?
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
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i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
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She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
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