i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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