I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
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mike has just informed me of all the things he would put in his pussy if he was a woman. this includes door stops, power drills & g.i. joes.
"and then my dad would be all like 'hey mike, where's the remote?'"
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
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So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
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