WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
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I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
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I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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