I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
Rumble strips road head = magical
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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