he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
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I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
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I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
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