Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
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I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
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I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
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