You tried to call the hospital and left a voicemail asking if you could be put on the liver transplant list as a "pre-caution"
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
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she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
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Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
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