I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
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Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
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She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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