I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
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you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
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17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
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