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If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
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I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
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Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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