Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
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handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
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I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
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