Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
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He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
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I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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