come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
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I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
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I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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