He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
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Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
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too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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