If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
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Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
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I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
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