So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
this boner is exhausting
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
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Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
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I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
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