I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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