Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Please, let me fuck your mom
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
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my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
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Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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