i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
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The strip club called, they have your shoe.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
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I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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