I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
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I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
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I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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