good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
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the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
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His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
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