thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
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The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
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Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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