He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
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my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
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I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
I supernannyed him into submission
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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