problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
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Dear drunk me, don't shave my balls til you're sober. My junk looks like a pomeranian with mange.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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