The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
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we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
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So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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