stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
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I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
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Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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