so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
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Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
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I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
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