I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
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For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
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Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
the raccoons are back...
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