My brain says no but my pants say off.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
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thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
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He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
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