something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
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you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
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He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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