So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
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Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
At least be KIND OF sobering up before you text me, I've told you before I don't speak vodka unless I've been drinking it with you.
PS WHY wasn't I drinking it with you? Dick.
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After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
Text me some of your sweat
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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