I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
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How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
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See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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