Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
somehow in between the body shots the bong hits and trying to convince the 7-11 lady to let me fill up my vodka bottle with cherry slurpee. i misplaced my car.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
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"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
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Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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