I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
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Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
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Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
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