So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
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Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
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I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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