Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
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He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
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Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
this is an emotional support booty call
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