He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
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He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
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Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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