i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
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I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
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It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
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